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❝ Like a chicken with the face of a monkey. I fly ❞

requested by: littlestmowreader and the-unofficial-disney-princess



via balletbeautiful

Mary Helen Bowers. Former NYCB principal dancer.

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"


anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

uh… 18 and 50.

(via daziechane)

I can’t believe I’m an adult, when did this happen? What am I going to be when I grow up? Oh god, I’m already grown up. All the other adults know what they’re doing, but I don’t. How could this have happened. Next thing you know, I’ll be dead. ~ 45+

(via treizquatorz)





“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”


also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope


the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him

but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high

and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair

what a badass

It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job



I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”



I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele




From Sophie de Oliveira Brata’s Alternative Limb Project

Oh my gosh so beautiful.


People will stare. Make it worth their while →  Zac Posen | Pre-Spring ‘15



May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone