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otterly-riddikulus:

lyssismore:

Always reblog Easy A.

This movie is gold

lost-tales-of-middle-earth:

Because who doesn’t want a gifset of Tolkien on their dash/blog???

markus-of-nuttus:

demispooky:

male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off

where is the lie tho

ultrafacts:

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garchornps:

being put in charge of small children like

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yamisora:

aryaspecter:

 #if there ever was a metaphor for my life this would be it

I’ve been laughing at this like an idiot for like 5 minutes now

yamisora:

aryaspecter:

 

I’ve been laughing at this like an idiot for like 5 minutes now

wollowock:

morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though every time a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

The one phrase that makes most girls lose their shit, it has pockets.

The struggle is real.

shakespearelove:

whowasntthere:

championofazura:

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.

I am all of these things.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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